Well this happened awhile ago but it was still funny and therefore needs to be shared. If you have kids then you know that sometimes funny crap comes out of their mouths and you either do one of two things, laugh or laugh and try to hide it.
Well I'm not sure if it's just my kids but I assume it is not. They like to rhyme their words even when it makes no sense at all or no sense to them. They can rhyme any word because they will make them up. Sometimes however they don't actually make up a word but they don't realize what it means. And they say something that makes me say "what?" and then I laugh or walk away and laugh.
Jacob awhile ago was playing a game and I think he messed up and blurted out "hippie nippies". I had to walk away because he gets embarrassed easily but I thought it was pretty funny that when he got mad at his game he yelled about hippie's boobs. lol
Then while getting out of the car one day after school I told Christopher something. I can't even remember what we were talking about but I believe it was "what's for dinner?", typical kids lol, and I answered him. He says, with his rhyming words, "How do you know hoe?" I will use the hoE cuz I know he wasn't calling me a Ho. lol I asked him "what did you say?" and he said it again but more quietly. I told him what a Ho was and he almost cried like he thought I was mad at him. lol I haven't heard him rhyme hoe with any words since then. haha
Now on to the killer smoke. This has nothing to do with the kids but it funny, pretty hilarious to me....and it actually happened, no made up bits to make it more funny.
So I'm sitting in my car in the drive thru of McDonald's at night getting dinner for myself and it isn't super busy but busy enough that it's not a pull up, order and go home sort of deal. I am ordered and pulled my car up a space, thankfully, and while I'm sitting there just waiting my turn I see something move towards my car out of the corner of my eye. I turn and half jump half eek and find that I have been startled by the smoke billowing out of my tail pipe. lol I immediately hope that nobody has seen me and sorta laugh to myself in case someone has. Inside I am busting up that car smoke has caused my adrenaline to race. lol
Well there are 3 little funny things that have happened in my life recently. I would like to get on here and write more but I really don't want to write crap. I don't imagine many read this either so who really am I talking to? lol
Thanks for sharing your story and thoughts. A lot of these things we do every other day in one way or another already, but we don’t have a way of dealing with them. This is very helpful in handling those.
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