Well this happened awhile ago but it was still funny and therefore needs to be shared. If you have kids then you know that sometimes funny crap comes out of their mouths and you either do one of two things, laugh or laugh and try to hide it.
Well I'm not sure if it's just my kids but I assume it is not. They like to rhyme their words even when it makes no sense at all or no sense to them. They can rhyme any word because they will make them up. Sometimes however they don't actually make up a word but they don't realize what it means. And they say something that makes me say "what?" and then I laugh or walk away and laugh.
Jacob awhile ago was playing a game and I think he messed up and blurted out "hippie nippies". I had to walk away because he gets embarrassed easily but I thought it was pretty funny that when he got mad at his game he yelled about hippie's boobs. lol
Then while getting out of the car one day after school I told Christopher something. I can't even remember what we were talking about but I believe it was "what's for dinner?", typical kids lol, and I answered him. He says, with his rhyming words, "How do you know hoe?" I will use the hoE cuz I know he wasn't calling me a Ho. lol I asked him "what did you say?" and he said it again but more quietly. I told him what a Ho was and he almost cried like he thought I was mad at him. lol I haven't heard him rhyme hoe with any words since then. haha
Now on to the killer smoke. This has nothing to do with the kids but it funny, pretty hilarious to me....and it actually happened, no made up bits to make it more funny.
So I'm sitting in my car in the drive thru of McDonald's at night getting dinner for myself and it isn't super busy but busy enough that it's not a pull up, order and go home sort of deal. I am ordered and pulled my car up a space, thankfully, and while I'm sitting there just waiting my turn I see something move towards my car out of the corner of my eye. I turn and half jump half eek and find that I have been startled by the smoke billowing out of my tail pipe. lol I immediately hope that nobody has seen me and sorta laugh to myself in case someone has. Inside I am busting up that car smoke has caused my adrenaline to race. lol
Well there are 3 little funny things that have happened in my life recently. I would like to get on here and write more but I really don't want to write crap. I don't imagine many read this either so who really am I talking to? lol
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Austin
So I decided that the first set of my blogs is going to be about my kids. They will each get their own post and I will do them on different days. I don't want to half ass the last one because I'm tired of writing. lol I'm going to go oldest to youngest to make it easier and this little piece will be at the beginning of each one in case you come in reading on one of the other kids names first. :)
Oh and we are on to Austin, the baby of the family and he lives up to that reputation. Austin gets away with way too much just by the smile on his face or the words that half make sense that come out of his mouth. Without intending to he became the center of all of our worlds. It wasn't because we like him better, even with the kids he became the center. My mom once pointed it out when we were on a trip where he was asleep and the moment he woke up ALL of us surrounded him in his stroller making sure he was waking up in a good mood. lol We didn't do it on purpose, it just happened. I try hard to not "baby" him as much anymore. I figure all the boys got their baby time and Austin deserved his too, now he needs to not get away with everything because boy does he have an attitude.
Austin is by far my most violent so far. He isn't always mean violent. I have never seen or heard of him pinching, hitting, screaming or yelling at other children. We go to a play center with lots of other little kids and he has come to me saying a kid took something or saying "hey I had that" but never violently. With his brothers however he scratches, pinches, stomps and yells for things like "I tried to talk and he not listen" I blame us all for him thinking this is okay. When he was little we said "oh he's little" when he got older I said "that's not okay" and his brothers thought he was so cute and would say "it's okay". Now that he's older we all hate it. lol I can't blame him too much because his brothers are rough with him so he is gonna be rough at a younger age.
Austin cries very easily. It's getting better but if you tell him no he cries, if you say "that was mean" he cries. And honestly it is the cutest cry face I have ever seen. And maybe it's because he's mine but I actually find it funny and like when he makes the cry face. I do not make him do it on purpose but it's hilarious. Because he is such the love bug sweetheart when he's being good, it is so hard to punish him and I think he knows this. He gets away with way too much with his dad but I hold my ground and just last night he went to bed before everyone else and said to me "please don't leave me" when I left the room. Not screaming crying tantrum, just a whimper "please don't leave me". He knows how to work it. lol
Austin is also such a sweetheart. He isn't a hard kid. Even with all the brother fighting, which they all do, he loves his brothers and his sister. He gives so many hugs and kisses and smiles most of the time. He sleeps with us all the time now just like Christopher did at this age. We learned with Christopher there isn't much point in fighting it, it ends on it's own. lol He loves his TV shows and loves to sing the songs. He loves to play the copying game right now even when nobody else wants too. lol He loves to sit and play the Ipod and just be in my lap all morning. :)
Austin is my sweet, spoiled, loving, funny cutie pie. He is gonna be the biggest handful and we all had a hand in it. I love that all of my kids have different personalities and I look forward to the "big kid" Austin becomes. :)
Oh and we are on to Austin, the baby of the family and he lives up to that reputation. Austin gets away with way too much just by the smile on his face or the words that half make sense that come out of his mouth. Without intending to he became the center of all of our worlds. It wasn't because we like him better, even with the kids he became the center. My mom once pointed it out when we were on a trip where he was asleep and the moment he woke up ALL of us surrounded him in his stroller making sure he was waking up in a good mood. lol We didn't do it on purpose, it just happened. I try hard to not "baby" him as much anymore. I figure all the boys got their baby time and Austin deserved his too, now he needs to not get away with everything because boy does he have an attitude.
Austin is by far my most violent so far. He isn't always mean violent. I have never seen or heard of him pinching, hitting, screaming or yelling at other children. We go to a play center with lots of other little kids and he has come to me saying a kid took something or saying "hey I had that" but never violently. With his brothers however he scratches, pinches, stomps and yells for things like "I tried to talk and he not listen" I blame us all for him thinking this is okay. When he was little we said "oh he's little" when he got older I said "that's not okay" and his brothers thought he was so cute and would say "it's okay". Now that he's older we all hate it. lol I can't blame him too much because his brothers are rough with him so he is gonna be rough at a younger age.
Austin cries very easily. It's getting better but if you tell him no he cries, if you say "that was mean" he cries. And honestly it is the cutest cry face I have ever seen. And maybe it's because he's mine but I actually find it funny and like when he makes the cry face. I do not make him do it on purpose but it's hilarious. Because he is such the love bug sweetheart when he's being good, it is so hard to punish him and I think he knows this. He gets away with way too much with his dad but I hold my ground and just last night he went to bed before everyone else and said to me "please don't leave me" when I left the room. Not screaming crying tantrum, just a whimper "please don't leave me". He knows how to work it. lol
Austin is also such a sweetheart. He isn't a hard kid. Even with all the brother fighting, which they all do, he loves his brothers and his sister. He gives so many hugs and kisses and smiles most of the time. He sleeps with us all the time now just like Christopher did at this age. We learned with Christopher there isn't much point in fighting it, it ends on it's own. lol He loves his TV shows and loves to sing the songs. He loves to play the copying game right now even when nobody else wants too. lol He loves to sit and play the Ipod and just be in my lap all morning. :)
Austin is my sweet, spoiled, loving, funny cutie pie. He is gonna be the biggest handful and we all had a hand in it. I love that all of my kids have different personalities and I look forward to the "big kid" Austin becomes. :)
Jacob
So I decided that the first set of my blogs is going to be about my kids. They will each get their own post and I will do them on different days. I don't want to half ass the last one because I'm tired of writing. lol I'm going to go oldest to youngest to make it easier and this little piece will be at the beginning of each one in case you come in reading on one of the other kids names first. :)
So now we are on to my middle child, Jacob. Jacob is by far the most sensitive of the four. He gets embarrassed so easily and over everything. When he was in Kindergarten he had a little school crush on a girl in his class. We wouldn't make fun of him but if you asked about her he would tell you to be quiet and would get to the point of tears because he was so embarrassed. We quickly learned not to say too much about it. Although I admit to asking and using that outburst to tell him to calm down and realize nobody was making fun of him.
Jacob has a huge heart and loves everybody. Besides arguments and fights with his siblings he doesn't seem to have a mean bone in his body. He loves babies and I frequently have to remind him not to touch other peoples children in the store. lol He just loves how cute and little they are. Maybe he prefers little to big when they can yell and hit you. lol He is super friendly when you get to know him but very shy until you do. This I believe helped him not to be a trouble maker in class. He was very focused and never really got in trouble. He has a much harder time, then his brother did, learning school things but he is a whiz at video games. Christopher often gets irritated that his younger brother always seems to win at them. He loves the Wii and PlayStation. I think he prefers game systems for the TV then playing handheld games.
Out of the boys Jacob is by far the laziest. He whines when he has to clean his room, which is only maybe twice a week if that. He hates to read, which is part of his homework. When I ask one of the other kids for help he says "you never ask me" and when I tell him it's because he complains he denies it, then I ask him and he doesn't want to do it. lol He takes the longest to do anything and it drives me crazy a lot of the time. I can tell I am gonna have to find ways to keep him active. :) If he doesn't have a video game or there isn't a TV he gets bored real easy. But I do have to say if we are outside he is active and a part of playing. He doesn't sit and wait until we go home.
Jacob also seems to have a hard time with change. In Kindergarten when the routine was changed he got upset because it wasn't in the order they usually do things. Even now in 1st grade, his dad was switched to night shift and he can't have his dad drop him off at school or he cries. Something about it just upsets him...it's not normal and maybe it's because it reminds him that he won't see him again until the next morning. Jacob is such a love bug and has the cutest squishiest nose I have ever seen. He has the cutest little freckles sprinkled across his cheek bones and nose. :)
Jacob is my sweet, shy, sensitive, move at his own pace love bug. He is gonna be a great guy if he stays this way and I will do all I can to help that. :)
So now we are on to my middle child, Jacob. Jacob is by far the most sensitive of the four. He gets embarrassed so easily and over everything. When he was in Kindergarten he had a little school crush on a girl in his class. We wouldn't make fun of him but if you asked about her he would tell you to be quiet and would get to the point of tears because he was so embarrassed. We quickly learned not to say too much about it. Although I admit to asking and using that outburst to tell him to calm down and realize nobody was making fun of him.
Jacob has a huge heart and loves everybody. Besides arguments and fights with his siblings he doesn't seem to have a mean bone in his body. He loves babies and I frequently have to remind him not to touch other peoples children in the store. lol He just loves how cute and little they are. Maybe he prefers little to big when they can yell and hit you. lol He is super friendly when you get to know him but very shy until you do. This I believe helped him not to be a trouble maker in class. He was very focused and never really got in trouble. He has a much harder time, then his brother did, learning school things but he is a whiz at video games. Christopher often gets irritated that his younger brother always seems to win at them. He loves the Wii and PlayStation. I think he prefers game systems for the TV then playing handheld games.
Out of the boys Jacob is by far the laziest. He whines when he has to clean his room, which is only maybe twice a week if that. He hates to read, which is part of his homework. When I ask one of the other kids for help he says "you never ask me" and when I tell him it's because he complains he denies it, then I ask him and he doesn't want to do it. lol He takes the longest to do anything and it drives me crazy a lot of the time. I can tell I am gonna have to find ways to keep him active. :) If he doesn't have a video game or there isn't a TV he gets bored real easy. But I do have to say if we are outside he is active and a part of playing. He doesn't sit and wait until we go home.
Jacob also seems to have a hard time with change. In Kindergarten when the routine was changed he got upset because it wasn't in the order they usually do things. Even now in 1st grade, his dad was switched to night shift and he can't have his dad drop him off at school or he cries. Something about it just upsets him...it's not normal and maybe it's because it reminds him that he won't see him again until the next morning. Jacob is such a love bug and has the cutest squishiest nose I have ever seen. He has the cutest little freckles sprinkled across his cheek bones and nose. :)
Jacob is my sweet, shy, sensitive, move at his own pace love bug. He is gonna be a great guy if he stays this way and I will do all I can to help that. :)
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